Nickname: Buffy
Eye color: crappy green
Hair color: stupid brown
Favorite food: meat or anything that used to live
Siblings' names/ages: Hope-she's 3, Faith-she's 7
How they treat me: With respect, well that is after I burned their toys. Then they started to respect me.
Thoughts on toilet training: Let's all wear diapers for heck's sake. I mean, old people still wear diapers!
A situation where I am sitting in my crib & what I would be thinking:
Here I am, stuck in my crib
and there's nothing here to do
My family is gone so I'm all alone
and something smells like poo
I know what to do! I can take the poo
and throw it at mom and dad's room!
Then I'll start up the oven, break all the windows
and hit the cat with a broom!
I could also find some money and precious items to lose
so long as they'll always be missed
Then find a lighter, give it a snap
I'm loving my terrible two's!
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